Welcome to the new blog. Today I am talking about toilet habits in the workplace.
Hey, I said I was making a new blog, I didn’t say it would be a better blog. Or wait, maybe I did say it would be better. Oh well, I lied. Nyah-nyah.
The darling Rae, when she still had her blog, once mentioned that occasionally when she was in the loo there would be the odd visitor who would sound like they were pouring water into the bowl from a great height. For an extraordinarily long time. Frankly, they were pissing like racehorses. This little observation was a huge source of amusement and revelation for many who read it.
I’ve noticed another kind of toilet-goer, though. The holder-on… hold-onnerer… bah, the ones who will sit there until everyone leaves before they do their business. Particularly Number 2s business. Number 2s seem to be a big problem for a lot people (alright, a lot of GIRLS) and the tell-tale splishing of water is apparently very embarrassing. I don’t get why. It’s a natural bodily function. Not doing it can actually make you quite ill if not kill you in extreme cases.
I must admit though, there have been times when I’ve waited, particularly when the other kind of toilet-goer that I hate visits the loo.
